Yet again, I haven't been nominated for an Oscar. What were they thinking? Didn't the Academy notice my achievement in, erm, let's say Art Direction?! And I thought I performed pretty well as a leading man too.
I might snub them in return and not stay up all night to watch the ceremony.
By the way, I heard that some guy called Jon Stewart is presenting the whole thing this year. Am I going to seem really ignorant if I ask "Who's he?"?
They should get Larry David to do it. Unscripted.