Quite remarkably, the new bathroom is now finished. FINISHED! I can, at last, take a shower.
I celebrated with the purchase of an impossibly soft bath mat and three back-to-back episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Work? What do you mean, work?
I'd like to pay tribute to Farshad and his incredible team for putting such heart and inspiration into the creation of a truly memorable bathroom. I'm proud to go in there and, erm, you know what.
Altogether, a memorable day for me. What was that other thing? Oh yes, today was the day that my book was published in the US.
I will now go into the bathroom to contemplate that.