Tiles have now appeared in the bathroom. I think this is a good sign. Some of the tiles even seem to be in the right place - neatly aligned and covering the floor.
There is still no bath no shower no nothing. The only major problem is that I need a haircut. I usually cut my own hair, standing in the bath. This I cannot do, so my hair grows longer and thicker. I look a bit like I've been rotting in a Cambodian jail for six months.
I can't wait to shear it all off again.