I've been having issues with light bulbs recently. And then today I walked into a lamp.
I was going to rant on and on about light bulbs, but frankly I don't have the energy tonight. I'm too upset about it. Maybe one day, far off in the future, when we're all living in caves lit only by roughly hewn glass blobs that are meant to be 'energy saving' but are actually just dim, I'll summon the strength to gather you all round the fire and vent my views on 'energy saving' light bulbs. They haven't saved me much energy this week.
So for now, just sit back in your darkened room, close your eyes and imagine me walking into a lamp. It was pretty funny, even while it was happening. And that's only true of a few things.