Hi to everyone I met down in Bromley yesterday. It's pretty sunny there isn't it? I hear they call it the Tenerife of South London. I don't know who I heard that from. Maybe it was in a dream.
Anyway, thanks for entertaining me with your story ideas. I don't think I'll forget in a hurry that the worst imaginable thing that could ever happen to anybody would be to go flying through the air and land in a jacuzzi full of old people.
I'm also a fan of the epic tale of Mama Agyeman, who uses her magic spoon to cook food that is so good Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver kidnap her family. Nice one.