What a burger I had for lunch today. Was it the best burger I've ever had? Possibly. I had a very good one at Ed's Diner back in 1991, but here's the thing: the burger I had today I made myself. And it was delicious.
How impressive is that?
It was so juicy I had to wear a life jacket, and so healthy I had to eat a greased lard ball straight afterwards to re-balance my fragile system.