Yet again, Britain has failed to elect me as its Prime Minister, President, or even King. When will the public see sense?
I guess I'll have to settle for the power struggles of my every day life, such as: Where do I get my sushi today? Which flavour Mentos do I take out with me? What shall I snack on? What movie do I watch? Do I get cake and tea, or just tea and biscuits?
That's the sort of issue that really matters to the British people.