Big news this week is that the men have arrived to rip out our bathroom and, I hope, put in a shiny new one. So far there has been a lot of ripping out, precious little putting in and/or shininess.
These guys are under the almost military leadership of Farshad, our amazing man-for-everything. He has assured me that it's going to be one of the greatest bathrooms known to mankind. But it'll take a couple of weeks.
Two weeks without a bathroom. Now I'm beginning to wish I'd joined a gym, just for its shower.
I'll be knocking on my parents' door in a minute, asking to use the, er, facilities.