What a shambles. Imaginary Madrid is in shame tonight. We fell to our worst ever defeat. 11-3. 11-3! Can you believe it? The whole match went by in a whir of goals flashing past. And against a side that we've beaten in the past.The only mitigating fact is that we hit the post five times, but still - we played terribly. We let in eight before we even scored one! I'm in shock. It has to get better from here. It has to. I refuse to believe that it could get any worse.
This it not something I'll be boasting about on the radio tomorrow.