Where are all my blog entries? Some malfunction in blogtown has swallowed up a bunch of entries that were meant to be here ages ago. They could crop up at any moment, or, who knows, they could be lost forever. So you'll never know what I was ranting about.
I might have to write about them again, but then you just know the old entries will appear and I'll look like I'm repeating myself. Can't be seen to be repeating myself. That would be awful.
Now who wants a Mento with their sushi while they're reading my book, Jimmy Coates: Killer/Jimmy Coates: Assassin?, available from all good retailers from April 4th in the UK and June 1st in the US?