I just had a mediocre bath. I didn't even know baths could be mediocre. All my baths before this have rated 'Excellent' to 'Wonderful'. It turns out the bath scale goes lower than I had ever expected.
But what went wrong?
First of all, I had trouble getting the water hot enough. I think the tap is playing up.
Then, it turns out that leftover Chinese takeaway is not so easy to eat in the bath as I had anticipated. This resulted in my bathing with more beansprouts in the water than I would usually welcome.
And The Jackson 5 was not such a good choice of relaxing music.
Still, it wasn't bad, and I do feel pleasantly clean. But that's not really what baths are for, is it?