I wrote a funny little story that you can read for free, but only until midnight Thursday (UK time), when I'm going to take it down again.
and you can find it here:
It's based on a true story, but I've changed things a little. For example, in the story it's about the main character's mum's goldfish. In real life, it was my wife's goldfish. Apart from that, it's mostly true. Every grisly, ridiculous detail.
I hope you like it. If you do, share it around so as many people can read it as possible before I have to take it away again.