I have a new phone. In fact I am attempting to blog from my phone right now. And actually? The full story is that I got one new phone (htc) but it was rubbish (in every way) so this osmyswvond new phone (iPhone) and it is not rubbish ( it's actually pretty good). One of the big differences between the two phones was the range of applications (apps) that you can download.
The iphone has many. Some are useless, some a brilliant. Some... well I just found one called "cheese or font".
It's a quiz game where you have to identify whether a name given to you by your phone refers to a cheese or a font. Yes, a font. As in, a type of lettering. Or a cheese. As in... cheese.
I have chosen not to download this app, though I'm sure it's brilliant. In fact I know it's brilliant because people review apps and this one has lots of five star reviews. My favourite review tells us everything we need to know about "cheese or font":
"I love it. This app gives literally seconds of entertainment."
there's a kind of poetry in that review. I don't want to spoil it by analysing all the many different ways it makes me shudder.