Mr Sato makes excellent rice crackers.
I don't know whether he's real, or whether he's an invention of a huge foods conglomerate (that's a huge conglomerate, not a company that makes huge foods), but his rice crackers are good. To be honest, I'm not an expert on rice crackers. I've never dieted, and I understand that generally the only people who eat them are people trying to be thin, or less fat. But neverthless, I like them.
Perhaps I like them beause I tend to dip them in sweet and delicious sauces which are usually very unhealthy - to counter-act the accidental healthiness of eating a rice cracker.
Despite all of these mysteries, well done Mr Sato.