I promised you a full report on the picnic that I had at the Oval the other day while I was watching the Test Match (before the chaos erupted - see below). So here it is, with the schedule of when each item was consumed:
10.05am - 2 Courgette Fritters (we were still on the way to the ground, but I was hungry.)
11.05am - 2 Sweet Corn
11.39am - 2 Crab Cakes
12.50pm - 1 Apple
1.00pm - 2 Ham and Cheese Sandwiches
1.30pm - 2 Caribbean Sausages
1.40pm - 1 Small Packet Radishes
1.42pm - 1 Melon
2.26pm - 1 Iced Bun
2.28pm - 1 Ben & Jerry's Ice-Cream
3.30pm - 1 Packet Blueberries
4.10pm - 1 Chocolate Cup Cake
4.20pm - 1 Small Bottle Apple Juice
4.35pm - 1 Prawn Salad
6.30pm - 1 packet Mr Sato's rice crackers, dipped in taramasalata
6.45pm - Selection of Spanish cured meats
7.00pm - 1 box Jaffa Cakes
7.15pm - 2 Carrots
7.30pm - 2 Figs
Which meant that I still had leftover:
1 Packet Parma Ham
1 Packet prawns
1 Chocolate bar
I think, on reflection, it was an excellent picnic. But I've learned my lesson. Next time I'll eat the Parma Ham.
1 comment:
Joe, this is... beyond my expectations.
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